From the East Wing with Delta Force and Sophia Visits ACORN

Greeting to all and welcome new friends to the East Wing.

One thing for sure, expressions from the East Wing have consequences. I’m so amazed at the amount of advise I’ve received on how to deal with the Hornet Nation I just gotta share some of it with ya.

It seems that when I indicated the drum beat of war may have started in the East Wing, things escalated to a fever pitch in short order. The battle plans have taken on the appearance of a global alliance. Now it’s US or THEM!

FROM INDIA: “Mr. BobbyRay, So sorry to hear about hornet attack at East Wing. Hornet cannot fly at night. Here we do this to hornet. Night 1 put fire wood under hornet. Night 2 light fire wood.”

FROM ALABAMA: “Stand back and shoot ‘em with a 12 gauge shot gun a couple time. Don’t shoot toward that East Wing. Them buck shots will break your glass house.”

ENGLAND SAID: “Here we just spray the little chaps from a distance and all’s well. I really don’t know what the spray is made of as I’ve never been involved with that sort a thing. I have seen the nest of hornets ”

FROM TEXAS: “take Your tank from the gas grill and set it under the hornet nest at night, open the tank just a little to let out some gas and the hornets will all leave in the morning if the wind is not blowing too strong. Make sure you have a full tank of gas to start with or they might not all leave.”

FROM JAPAN: “ Hornets are weapons of mass destruction. Late at night put hornet nest in home of enemy. You will win war.”

Now this thing below, well, I’m still trying to figure this out.

“BobbyRay I am a group commander, Delta Force. A recon satellite has been repositioned to allow full time, real time surveillance of that Hornet Nation at your position. Night vision capability allows eyes on the Hornet Nation 24/7. Heat sensing technology looks through the leaves of the East Maple Tree. The small West Maple Tree is Hornet free. Your longitude and latitude have been inputted into the Halo-3 System to provide instant close quarter ground support data. Both material and personnel are now in position to achieve the objective of neutralizing the Hornet Nation within ten (10) seconds upon issuance of orders. Sir, your battle with the Hornet Nation is joined.”

Is that cool or what ?? I’m still thinking someone is jerking me around on this Delta Force thing. But then again……….. It did come in the email just like the others. But I was unable to backtrack the email, as I can all others. Makes ya wonder,,,,. I don’t think I ever said I have two Maple Trees in my south yard, one large, one small. How’d they know that,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,? Did anybody ever hear of Delta Force?

The guy from Japan hit on something that’s been going on for a long time, hornets as weapons. The bible has its share of hornets as weapons as illustrated below:

Exodus 23:28 "I will send hornets ahead of you so that they will drive out the Hivites, the Canaanites, and the Hittites before you.

Joshua 24:12 Then I sent the hornet before you and it drove out the two kings of the Amorites from before you, but not by your sword or your bow.

Now hornets are tough, but these little S.O.Bs. (sons of bees) have never battled BobbyRay and the Delta Force. I’m telling ya hillbillies get even, even get even with hornets, and you know that God’s on my side just as he was with Joshua, when Joshua fought the battle of Jericho. I know people who think Joshua must have been a hillbilly, the way he hung in there at Jericho and all. ‘Course everybody knows that Joshua was like the number 2 guy with Moses, so maybe Moses was a hillbilly too. I went to school at TipTop with a little boy named Moses. I wonder if they were related.

Sooner or later it had to happen. Sure enough I not much more than sit down to write and who walks up with a piece of paper in her paw and a smile on her face, yep, Sophia the Republican Cat. Now the cat has been unusually quiet for some time and that’s been bothering me ‘cause when the cat’s not talking, the cat’s scheming and the Lord knows she does enough of both.

I asked about the paper. Sophia was happy to share with me as she said “ a list is from A to V, or more precise Acorn to Van Jones”. Cats scratch quick and deep when the attack.

Turns out Sophia knew all about the ACORN Operations. Some time back when Sophia lived in Chicago, she sought ACORN’S help on establishing a Cat House on the South Side of Chicago. She was welcomed with open arms and got all the assistance she needed to open the Cat House. ACORN told Sophia they had an ANNUAL CAT HOUSE QUOTA to meet for HUD so she was helping them as much as they were helping her.
Sophia, having a real good memory, says she remembers talking to a fellow at ACORN, who assisted her, setting up the Cat House and all, there in Chicago, that reminds her so much of the current President, except this fellow was just a community organizer and his name was Berry and he never done anything except talk a lot and hang out with weird people. Sophia said she thought maybe Berry came to the Cat House several times, but not sure ‘cause they all look alike, those community organizers.

Sophia says she stepped back from criticizing the President when she realized he’s shooting himself in the foot every day. She just wanted out of the line of fire so the President would have a clear shot.

Jus today Sophia finished a letter she’s emailing to the Blue Cat Democrats this week. She somehow found out the Blue Cat Democrats are abandoning their party in droves and she intends to make political hay from their predicament. Sophia’s letter is rather simple, but still complex for a cat, The letter says:
My Dear Blue Cat Democrats,

Are you liking that “Change” he was talking ‘bout? Join me and let’s fix what wasn’t broken before he tries to break something else that’s not broken.
Oh, by the way, ya know all that big deal how the government wanting to assist Fiat in buying Chrysler. That’s crap. Ya know who owns 65% of Chrysler Stock? U.S. Government. Ya know who owns 20% of Chrysler Stock? Fiat. Is there anything wrong with that picture?
So get on board little children and join the RCR.
Your Friend at RCR
Sophia,

When asked what was RCR, she said that she has started a new effort at recruiting to her cause. RCR stands for Red Cat Republicans. She expects to recruit a million before spring. Two million by Christmas in the event Chicago does not get the 2016 Olympics next Friday. She still has it in for that mayor of Chicago. Still has that bounty on his head in the region. Sophia pulls strings in the Steel City. A city where not too many strings are left unpulled. In typical fashion, cats are the last to end the fight. When the cats stop the fight, the fat lady has already sung.

Damn Republican Cat.

Don’t know if I told ya that Mama Cass, the white mother cat that survived the wild dog attack a few months ago is with child, more precise, with children. Mama Cass is SO PREGNANT !

Looks like she will explode if touched. Mama Cass had a hard life before she came to the East Wing, so this pregnancy has been special. Her life is easy living at the East Wing, extra food ( six times a day) milk & cream (½ & ½)twice a day. It appears that she is setting a table for four, maybe five. Hard to tell on the count, four for sure, maybe an extra. I’m hoping for a calico baby. Ya don’t get them too often, but there’s always a chance. The republican cat also has her paws crossed for a calico baby. She has already picked out a name for a new calico baby, SOPHIA II. (don’t know if I can take two republicans cats in the East Wing at the same time).

The Angel is excited at the prospect of brothers and sister. I’m excited about the prospect of gandcats in the East Wing, while Mamma Cass is just wanting to get it over with. And the 2girl dogs are wondering what’s the big deal.

Last week it was marked on my schedule 11:09AM 9-22-09-Start of Fall. I stopped work at 11:05 that day just to see if I could hear the Fall, and I did. But it turned out to be a beer delivery truck ‘cross the street from my office making a delivery to the North Judson Bottle Shoppe. That’s kinda neat word, Shoppe, ‘bout the only time ya see that word is in store names just to make a quaint old fashioned image, which is kinda hard to do when all ya sell is Booze and cigarettes and those little pencil shaped sticks of spicy meat. I’m not even sure its meat, I might be what’s left over after they make meat for regular sale.

Got an email last week from a lady in Oklahoma who took exception to me saying God created the term Uh Oh. Said she had read the bible seven times and had never seen the word used in (her term) “the Good Book” and that me trying to put words in Gods mouth was nothing short of blasphemy, and blasphemy had sent many sinners like me to hell. And I should get down on my knees and ask God’s forgiveness.

Now I read that email twice, then read it once again. Several thoughts came to mind. I would have liked to ask the writer which “good book” did she read? Does she know there are at least 13 recognized bibles, all dealing with the same basic set of information? Does she think God has a since of humor? Does she know God is on the mailing list from the East Wing? When I answered the email, my first thoughts was to enlighten this poor wayward soul to the richness of the Gospel according to BobbyRay, but I didn’t . I decided to keep my response rather short, direct and to the point, so I just replied “Uh Oh”

The next day I received another email from the same lady in Oklahoma, telling me the rest of the story. Both she and her neighbor receive the ramblings from the East Wing every Sunday evening. Over coffee Monday mornings sometimes they discuss the East Wing Emails. She made a bet with the neighbor as to how I would respond if she accused me of blasphemy. The bet wasn’t large, just a Dunkin Donut, she bet my response would be “Uh Oh”, the friend didn’t think I would answer at all. Just another example of the power of Uh Oh. And yes God did say Uh Oh, think about it, if you saw Adam and Eve with the fig leaves, what you say?

A couple weeks ago I told ya I’d mention when to see the October Harvest Moon, so I better tell ya now or else it may be missed. Next Saturday the moon is 100% and next Sunday is the full moon. There is some technical stuff and reasons to have 100% and full moon. For average people like us it’s hard to tell the difference, so look at either next Saturday, Oct 3rd or next Sunday, Oct 4th . If there’re no clouds it’ll blow ya away.

October is called the Harvest Moon for good reason. Time to harvest. Anyway way the moon will rise ‘soon as it’s dark. It’s worth the look. On that Sunday the moon will be 388,887 miles from us. During the course of October the moon will vary as much as 40,000 miles distance from earth. You’d think that far back and forth we’d be able to notice the difference, especially the way some people keep track of the goings and comings of their neighbor. I guess we view galactic neighbors different than those next door. For some people it’s just easier to spy on your neighbor than spy on the moon. And maybe a lot more fun.

The first Sunday of the Fall Season and it’s a good day in the East Wing, your company has made the First Fall Sunday a pleasure as always, we’re glad ya came.

Stay Safe in Baghdad and South Iraq and Afghanistan, be careful out there.

From the East Wing, With the Delta Force, Sophia Visits ACORN, Oklahoma wagering on the East Wing
I wish you well,
BobbyRay